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ask-the-big-four-:

Oh Jack, when are you gonna stop flirting with her? 😏

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completelytwitterpated:

Jackunzel Week 2014
Day 5: Young and Beautiful by Lana del Ray

But you should’ve realized this was inevitable. After all, she was Rapunzel - sweet and naive Rapunzel - who believed in you. She was the Lost Princess, who gave up immortality to serve her people. And now, she is Queen … and tired, and much, much older; still sweet and still naive as she gently cups your face with her hand and you urge yourself not to lean in…

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punziella:

otp doodle that I didn’t want to finish cause I got the lazys

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vannialeblohic:

Lol <3

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timebenderss:

"Okay, okay, stop!"
"Ye started it!"
"Did not!"

these idiots i swear

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In which Merida and Hiccup devise a plan - well, sort of.

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seerseeker:

Mericcup parallels requested by a-way-to-the-wisps

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merida-straighthair:

"hello… again"

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bat-vomit:

afriet:

dandelion to seed head

I have wondered about this for so long.

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larygo:

we have to talk about THIS (x)

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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c-squiggle:

the new Captain America looks amazing

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dichotomized:

Clinton Road, New Jersey - “What is it about this road?” inquires the article on weirdnj.com. A question that has been on the minds of many. What causes all the weird happenings? While nobody can seem to answer the “why,” most can attest to the “what”. If you are visiting the road at midnight, stop by the bridge at Dead Man’s Curve for a game of catch. Toss pennies into the water, and the ghost of a young boy will toss them back. A grey wolf with red eyes will stalk you from the bushes. Satan worshippers will hang up their bloody clothes to dry, right next to the mutilated animals. The ruins of a castle reside in the woods. If you find yourself in the wrong section of woods, expect to be chased out by Satanists or the Ku Klux Klan. Weird animals, speculated to be survivors and interbred specimens from the abandoned nearby zoo, Jungle Habitat, from which most of the animals escaped. A dangerous curve that has been the demise of many an unwary driver is rumoured to be heavily haunted. Phantom pickup trucks will gladly escort you from the road. Well, chase you. Weird lights flying in the sky will draw you attention upward, away from the blood stains on the pavement. This road is not a joke. Regardless of your stance on the paranormal, it is confirmed fact that many dangerous groups gather here for less-than-savory activities. And they do not like to be disturbed.

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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

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