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ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

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posted 14 hours ago with 90,859 notes
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telapathetic:

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

Walk a mile in these louboutins

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posted 21 hours ago with 125,000 notes
via:officialwhitegirls   source:webpix

What Thyme Is It?

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posted 21 hours ago with 9,207 notes
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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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posted 22 hours ago with 237,393 notes
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joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

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posted 22 hours ago with 214,390 notes
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renacat:

ronyoblind:

superheroes-or-whatever:

Injustice: Year Two (2014)

HAHAHHAHA I NEED TO READ THIS!

Yeah baby

posted 22 hours ago with 6,606 notes
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puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

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posted 22 hours ago with 91,933 notes
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2dcc:

overbiters:

What does a white dick even look like

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posted 22 hours ago with 270,697 notes
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jonswildling:

it is year 2027. game of thrones looks to be finally over. all of your favorite characters are dead. but wait. a tiny boat rows ashore. it’s gendry. it’s gendry waters. he’s returned

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posted 22 hours ago with 37,059 notes
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lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
posted 22 hours ago with 332,401 notes
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emilyffields:

Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel. Natalie Dormer

she could walk over my body in 5 inch heels like I was a piece of a carpet and I’d probably thank her

(Source: nataliedomrer)

posted 22 hours ago with 93,826 notes
via:britishandfabulous   source:nataliedomrer

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

posted 22 hours ago with 73,621 notes
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ikazed:

lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong

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posted 22 hours ago with 145,485 notes
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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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posted 22 hours ago with 258,754 notes
via:turinqs   source:itssexualhour

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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posted 22 hours ago with 207,730 notes
via:closet-sherlockian   source:real-tweets